Isaac Asimov — Technophobe

By The Metric Maven

I’ve read a lot of comments below articles on US metric conversion. Persons from outside the US often post a variant of this question: “Why on earth won’t Americans switch to the metric system?—it’s so much easier—why do you resist—what’s wrong with you?” It is an exasperated plea of confusion, which sometimes morphs into a visceral anger almost equal to that displayed by Americans confronted with the possibility of an actual metric conversion. I’ve been on the receiving end of this primal anger at the suggestion we change to metric. It is not pretty.

Isaac Asimov

It appears that Isaac Asimov (1920-1992) has described the roots of this reaction in a cogent manner in his essay “Technophobia.” The Good Doctor had used a typewriter for almost 40 years. His fellow writers had purchased and begun using word processors (i.e. computers) for their compositions. Isaac heard all the praise for the new device from other writers, but stubbornly refused to investigate these devices. “I preferred to pretend they did not exist and typed away stubbornly.”

His editor asked Dr. Asimov to write about his experiences of changing from a typewriter to a word processor. Isaac had to admit that he did not own one. The editor saw this as a great opportunity. He purchased a word processor and had it delivered to Isaac. The Word Processor would be set-up, and Asimov would write about his transition to the new technology.

The man who taught me how chemical catalysts work, what Olber’s Paradox means, what a factorial is, what relativity theory means, and countless other scientific concepts, was paralyzed with fear—by a word processor? How could this be? Technical support people spent hours with Asimov, who admits he wanted to quit several times over. The Good Doctor eventually did learn how to use the word processor, and was pleased how it
improved his writing experience. “But why I ask myself, was I so resistant to something that was sure to help me (and does) and that did not even cost me anything to begin with?” There had been many changes in typewriters over the years, but none of these caused him any monumental angst. He also realized upon reflection that:

Human beings learn how to handle numerous complicated devices in their lifetimes. The learning is not always easy, but once the complications are learned — if they are learned properly — it all  becomes automatic. The thought of abandoning it and learning something else, of going through the process  again, is terribly frightening.

For instance, the system of common measures in the United States—inches, feet, yards, miles, or ounces and pounds, or pints, quarts and gallons–is an incredibly complicated and nonsensical farrago of units. The rest of the civilized world uses the metric system, which in comparison is simplicity itself. Using the metric system would save us endless hours of educating our youngsters and be beneficial to our entire industrial infrastructure…..

And yet there is no question that the American public fears the metric system and, if it has its will, it would cling to the present system forever. Nor is it because the public uses the common units with any great skill. Very few Americans are completely at ease with them, and know, offhand, how many pecks there are in a bushel, or how many square feet in an acre, or, for that matter how many inches are in a mile. Yet we won’t change it for a system any child can learn in a day and remember for a lifetime. We invent reasons for resisting the change, but the real  reason is that we dread the process of re-learning.

It is my feeling that re-education must be recognized for the highly difficult and (even more so) embarrassing process it is.”

So why would it be embarrassing? Isaac offers no explanation.  From my viewpoint, I suspect it is because we feel we are reduced to an almost pre-educated state, like a small child. Do you remember when you were so young that you had to ask one of your parents what time it was?—because you could not read a clock.  It made you feel powerless. If you were  informed, as an adult, that new clocks were to be introduced everywhere, in place of the old, and that you had no idea how to read them, your response could easily be fear of returning to that helpless juvenile state. The reaction would probably be emotional and not intellectual. One of the first skills one learns as a child is measurement. It is understandable that the suggestion of learning a new system would be met with every intellectual excuse in your arsenal—as to why you should not.

The metric system is easier, but without learning and using it exclusively for a period of time, you have only your current experience with which to judge its utility. The 95% of the world that uses the metric system sees the situation from the other end of the telescope. They gesticulate with exasperation that you don’t see the irrational complication of the imperial grab-bag of units and methods.

I can only think of one way an American might be able to see through the other end of the metric telescope—and see how the rest of the world views us.. That is by using money as an example. We early on embraced the “metric system of money” called decimal currency. The United States was the first. We take for granted that there are 100 cents in a dollar. Do we use any other units?–of course not, no matter what the amount of money involved.  Suppose we have say $3,466 .56 in a bank account, we see dollars and cents, and nothing else. Have you ever stopped and said to yourself, “that’s just not enough units to describe money, I need more!, I feel constrained!” Never.

Farthing and Half Penny

Suppose next you wanted to make money by importing items from Great Britain, and they had stubbornly never embraced decimal “metric” currency. You would have to figure out the price of the item and then convert it to dollars. First you would have to understand that the basic unit of money was the pound, which is 20 shillings. Each shilling is 12 pennys pence.  Each penny could be divided into two half pennies, or four farthings. Now two half pence equal a penny, and six pence equal a “tanner”, 2 shillings and 6 pence equal one half crown.  A crown is 5 shillings of course.

Now that you have mastered the values of money below 1 pound, you are ready to learn that 1 guinea is one pound and one shilling or 21 shillings. So 1/3 of a guinea is seven shillings. Believe it or not, there are more values of British currency you could learn. But I think I’ve made my point.

It is easy to see how an American, looking at this situation, and wanting to do trade with a British business, would feel the urge to demand to know why on earth the British don’t use “metric” currency. It’s so much easier. An American could well react exactly the way 95% of the world population does when confronted with gallons, pints, quarts, ounces (mass) and ounces (fluid), inches, feet, miles, chains (yes we use chains to build roads), grains, and other assorted, and un-needed measurement units. The exasperation an American could feel, at the British refusal to adopt the obvious improvement of decimal currency, could easily cause them blow their top and ask: “What’s wrong with you British!–Why won’t you change!–are you fools!”

The rest of the world learned the simple metric system as children, and react with shock and horror at the complicated way we choose to measure our world in the United States. It makes no sense to them, and it shouldn’t make sense to us either.

Updated 2012-08-12

Related essay:  Longhairs


If you liked this essay and wish to support the work of The Metric Maven, please visit his Patreon Page and contribute. Also purchase his books about the metric system:

The first book is titled: Our Crumbling Invisible Infrastructure. It is a succinct set of essays  that explain why the absence of the metric system in the US is detrimental to our personal heath and our economy. These essays are separately available for free on my website,  but the book has them all in one place in print. The book may be purchased from Amazon here.


The second book is titled The Dimensions of the Cosmos. It takes the metric prefixes from yotta to Yocto and uses each metric prefix to describe a metric world. The book has a considerable number of color images to compliment the prose. It has been receiving good reviews. I think would be a great reference for US science teachers. It has a considerable number of scientific factoids and anecdotes that I believe would be of considerable educational use. It is available from Amazon here.


The third book is not of direct importance to metric education. It is called Death By A Thousand Cuts, A Secret History of the Metric System in The United States. This monograph explains how we have been unable to legally deal with weights and measures in the United States from George Washington, to our current day. This book is also available on Amazon here.

The Invisible Metric Embargo

By The Metric Maven

Bulldog Edition

About four to five years ago I’d had it with imperial measures. I decided I was going to set my engineering lab up with nothing but metric. The first purchase I made was a dial caliper. I next wanted to purchase an honest to goodness meter stick, with only metric markings and not dual scale with inches. I went to the local metric supply store, and they were puzzled that I wanted a meter stick with nothing but  a metric scale.

Where could I get a meter stick? Well, our friends in the Great White North are metric—right? I trolled websites looking for high quality meter sticks. All I could find were painted wooden ones with centimeter markings. I purchased a pair and waited for them to arrive. It bothered me I could not find metal ones.

For six months to a year, I muddled through using small metal rulers with dual scales, all centimeter with millimeters between. I had converted my software and other computer aids to metric. It was then I first heard some of Pat Naughtin’s lectures, which were eye-opening for an American.

I fumed at the lack of metric availability in the US, and wrote an editorial which was published in a local paper. Pat Naughtin and Mike Joy, both from Australia, commented on how pleased they were I had spoken out. Mike contacted me by email and wanted to know if there was anything he could do to help. I told him I had one hell of a time finding metric only rulers in the US. Mike generously said he would send me some. I insisted I pay him, but he was more than pleased to send them along without prior payment.

When they arrived I had a 150 mm, 300 mm, and 600 mm set of beautiful steel metric only rulers. I was just dumbfounded. I’d never seen such things. They were easy to read, simple and elegant compared with imperial and the Canadian meter sticks. When I began using them I was in for a second revelation. All engineering drawings I’ve ever seen are in millimeters. When I was using my milling machine to create parts, suddenly it was much, much easier to read the measured dimensions of prototype PCBs. I pondered, and then realized I had been converting centimeters to millimeters in my head, because the Canadian meterstick was in centimeters. I had been doing an unconscious conversion without realizing it, constantly moving decimal points in my head.  Once I no longer did this, I noticed the ease of checking dimensions on machined PCBs, but it took me a while to realize why.   That was when it dawned on me that centimeters were indeed a bad idea.

Australian 300 mm Metal Ruler

Mike was very eager to help me obtain real metric-only tools from Australia. He also had an eye for quality tools. I was able to purchase a mm square, and a machinists combination square. To my surprise I was able to get a metric radius gauge, by mail order, here in the US.

The most interesting tool Mike was able to provide, was a true metric socket set. One of my complaints is that all the metric sockets in the US are just American sockets, kludged with metric ends. What I mean by this is the drives for various sockets are 1/4″ , 1/2″ and 3/4″ with metric on the other. My father has complained to me on numerous occasions about finding the right adapters to go between these different size drives. I was lectured several times by multiple people that Americans invented the socket wrench, and our drives were the international standards, so even if they gave the drives metric dimensions, they were actually in inches. I could almost hear a fife and snare drum in the background as they talked—like a speech given by Oliver Wendall Douglas..

When the metric socket set arrived from Australia I was was again dumbfounded. Once again my fellow Americans were talking out of their posterior. They just assumed what the rest of the world was all about. I had proof their viewpoint was so much intellectual vaporware. Below is a photograph of my metric socket set. It has a 19mm drive, with adapters for the old fashioned 1/4″ and 3/8″ imperial socket sets. A short 80 mm extension is included. It is a Tradesure Part No. TS4019.

Australian Metric Socket Set

It was at this point I began to realize, I lived in a country that has an informal, invisible, and strict metric embargo in place. The rest of the world enjoys the use of metric only tools, but they are never imported or sold in this country. If Mike Joy had not volunteered to help me break this metric embargo, I would have not been able to outfit my Engineering Lab  with all metric, millimeter based tools.

Mike made a trip to the US and stopped to pay me a visit. He brought a set of metric drill bits from Australia, and showed me a millimeter metric tape measure from Australia. Mike was willing to give up the drill bits, but he’d promised the metric only tape measure to another friend he was visiting. I wanted a millimeter only metric tape measure, and hoped Mike would send one once he was back home.

Unfortunately, incidents in Mike’s life prevented him from helping me further. I was now on my own, I had to do my best to break the invisible metric embargo. When I first began to purge my lab of imperial tools, I had purchased a metric-only tape measure, but it is “US designed” and has centimeters and millimeters. I was completely over using centimeters. I put the old centimeter tape measure in a beat-up old tool box, far away in the back of my garage, with my imperial tools. I looked and looked online. One American manufacturer had a millimeter based metric tape measure in their catalog, but when I called them, it was “discontinued.”

One day my luck changed, I found a boat-building supplier that had metric tape measures, they were all centimeters, except for a small one that was millimeter based. I was willing to take what I could get at this point. I purchased two. They were better than not having one at all. The boat building supplier then stopped offering metric tape measures. I wanted a larger, easier to read, mm tape measure. I found a supplier in Australia called Bolts & Industrial Supplies. I could get metric only tape measures from them I was told, but the shipping would be very expensive—and it was. I was also able to cross-reference Mike’s set of rulers and get extras, along with a true stainless steel, millimeter graduated, meter stick.

Tape measures in mm only — Good luck finding one in the US (click to enlarge)

I thought I was through purchasing tools for my lab, but I then realized why my metric calipers had been so hard to read. The dial was millimeters and the slide was centimeters. I had been converting the value on the slide from centimeters to millimeters, and then adding the millimeter reading from the dial. An American distributor had sold it to me. I finally located a millimeter based set of dial calipers, and the mixed set were banished.

Over and over I’m told, “hey, this is America, you can choose to do metric if you want, nobody’s stopping you.” That is a load of bull. There is no choice of quality metric tools in this country. But there is often a choice of inferior ones. I receive catalogs for machinist tools periodically, and they are all imperial sized. They offer endmills that are 1/4″ or 1/2″ or 3/8.”  No metric listed, no metric offered, no choice in America.

Millimeter Combination Square

Ninety five percent of the worlds population uses metric, and we try to put our hands over our ears, close our eyes, and ignore them. The absence of quality metric-only mm based tools in the US demonstrates this truth most effectively. It is proof of an invisible metric embargo. The lack of metric in our economy makes it far less competitive than it could be. The European Union has a larger economy than the United States. China is projected to have a larger economy than us by around 2016. A metric switchover would be a sound investment in our future, stimulate our economy, and make it more competitive. We could rebuild our bridges and infrastructure more cost efficiently in metric, and get more for our tax dollars. This would allow US workers to experience metric only building, which would in turn help us to competitively bid on metric building construction overseas. But I guess these are not priorities in Congress, or among the American public, but they should be.

Updated 2017-08-14

Related Essay:

The “Preferred” Measurement System of the US


If you liked this essay and wish to support the work of The Metric Maven, please visit his Patreon Page and contribute. Also purchase his books about the metric system:

The first book is titled: Our Crumbling Invisible Infrastructure. It is a succinct set of essays  that explain why the absence of the metric system in the US is detrimental to our personal heath and our economy. These essays are separately available for free on my website,  but the book has them all in one place in print. The book may be purchased from Amazon here.


The second book is titled The Dimensions of the Cosmos. It takes the metric prefixes from yotta to Yocto and uses each metric prefix to describe a metric world. The book has a considerable number of color images to compliment the prose. It has been receiving good reviews. I think would be a great reference for US science teachers. It has a considerable number of scientific factoids and anecdotes that I believe would be of considerable educational use. It is available from Amazon here.


The third book is not of direct importance to metric education. It is called Death By A Thousand Cuts, A Secret History of the Metric System in The United States. This monograph explains how we have been unable to legally deal with weights and measures in the United States from George Washington, to our current day. This book is also available on Amazon here.